Home Coming

Ok, listen girls

I met the hottest guy ever basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV

I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever, who cares! anyway,

he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair and the cutest British accent ever straightaway

I could tell he was a rocker from his sexy attitude and the way he locked at me Mmmm,

he is totally awesome

Oh my God, I think I'm in love

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

it was dirty a dream came true just like I like it, she's got nice tits

it was perfect a dream came true just like a song by Blink 182